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M.K. Jackson has authored countless resumes, several essays, and numerous unfinished books including Baby’s First Exorcism, Testicular Manslaughter, and 100 Years of Mold and Mildew
Jackson has more degrees than a thermometer, all of them overstated, underearned, and equally useless; a Bachelor of Arts (can’t get a job with it, can’t teach with it), a Master of Fine Arts (can’t get a job with it, but can teach with it), and a Doctor of Divinity (can’t teach with it but can officiate weddings with it)
The author currently resigns in Los Angeles, California with his childhood friend, a large, anthropomorphic white rabbit.
He’s available for weddings (Jackson, not the rabbit).
The only known photograph of the author (seen on the right) taken back when it all started to go wrong. Original 1970s Polaroid black and white snapshot
