diploma

Just because the book is neither formidable nor an achievement is no reason you shouldn’t receive some form of accreditation for sticking it out. So, to make it official (and formidable and an "achievement")...

As a graduate of the book Aim for the Middle: How to Achieve Happiness, Success, and Love Through the Unbridled Power of Mediocrity, I hereby confer upon you, the degree of Master of Mediocrity—with a FREE downloadable diploma.

1. Download the Master of Mediocrity diploma.

2. Print your diploma.

3. Use old time-looking parchment paper for that “real diploma” look.

4. Add one of those fancy-pants shiny gold certificate seal stickers to make it look even more “official.”

5. Display your certificate of completion prominently—in your home, workplace, on social media, your dating profile, the rear car window—anywhere you want others to see and envy your mediocreic accomplishment!

Yours in mediocrity,
M.K. Jackson
Author, Aim for the Middle

bonus pomp and circumstance!